six word sci-fi story:

bobschofield:

no — beep boop — i’m your friend

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maaaaan i don’t even know— think it was more so just the idea was hilarious to me, like what is this fish supposed to do w a goddamn diamond u know?? and he looks mad confused w his expression all like “fuuuuuck”
(also: after chris suggested i put it there i was like oh word, now maybe people will start believing me when i tell them there is literally no “reason” behind the boat-house one they’ll just somehow be able to reconcile it on their own w the fish)

maaaaan i don’t even know— think it was more so just the idea was hilarious to me, like what is this fish supposed to do w a goddamn diamond u know?? and he looks mad confused w his expression all like “fuuuuuck”

(also: after chris suggested i put it there i was like oh word, now maybe people will start believing me when i tell them there is literally no “reason” behind the boat-house one they’ll just somehow be able to reconcile it on their own w the fish)

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classic-tunes:

On The Beach - Neil Young

actualcommunism knows tho

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even dis fish on my thigh is confused about what 2 do w a diamond 

even dis fish on my thigh is confused about what 2 do w a diamond 

aseaofquotes:

Johan Harstad, Buzz Aldrin, What Happened to You in all the Confusion?

aseaofquotes:

Johan Harstad, Buzz Aldrin, What Happened to You in all the Confusion?

(via onehundreddollars)

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(Source: bamalam31, via otokonoko-scum)

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praguehead:

The Triplets of Belleville

praguehead:

The Triplets of Belleville

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HOLY HULK HOGAN!!!!!!!

drafted three new poems since 6:30 this morning & they’re all p aight so far 

(Source: miloserdie)

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waht the Heck yes cassandragillig meet me & two-hand-al (hehh heh.. as we in the backyard lk to call him) at vfw hall post 450 on cicero
unlimited cheetos 

waht the Heck yes cassandragillig meet me & two-hand-al (hehh heh.. as we in the backyard lk to call him) at vfw hall post 450 on cicero

unlimited cheetos 


HEY CHUMPS!!!!! are YOU ready 2 take it next step and KiCK the shit out of that bootyhole yr slanging??? cool i am *GLAD* but jus ahEads up cus hooly CRAP u will sneak up lk a shock bomb of fury if all ducks arnt in rows……b cool play it caution 

(Source: craigslits, via intertnet)

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legit bought a plaque from salvation army when i was 17 with exactly this image mounted on it ‘cept underneath his hands the engraved text said FRED’S GIRL 

legit bought a plaque from salvation army when i was 17 with exactly this image mounted on it ‘cept underneath his hands the engraved text said FRED’S GIRL 

(Source: mcnvh)

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"Because I do not want to report
on the genders of us, let’s call us
birds, or fish. Or you a stone and me

the ivy wound around it. In the alley
where I was afraid, your hand
a tree in which my wren body

nested. Settled."

Marty McConnell, “transubstantiation,” published in The New: (via bostonpoetryslam)

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(Source: actualcommunism)

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